Regulation #1,292,015, was announced in a special announcement today on CNN, in which Obama said, " Tasers, Billy Clubs, handcuffs and Mace, should be sufficient to protect the citizenry of this country from terrorists". Gun Control Experts were quick to state that this action was in proper response to the reported theft of 7 firearms from a police vehicle parked outside a restaurant in Lacy, Texas yesterday. CNN said it was not clear whether or not the restaurant served liquor or whether rumors the theft occurred during Happy Hour were true.
"Chiraq" Mayor Rahm Emanuel quickly praised the President and said he had considered the same measure to stem the slaughter occurring daily on the streets of his City.
Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump was quickly interviewed by the New York Times who quoted Trump as saying, "this was another feeble effort by the not so Lame Duck President, to disarm all citizens of the U.S.A., except Muslims protecting their Mosques from vandals". USA Today is expected to print tomorrow that the 68% of disenchanted and unemployed Blue Collar workers who make up the Trump faithful, would now increase to around 72%". Republican leadership and other Republican Candidates for the Presidency, plus other 'bleeding heart' liberals, quickly responded to Trump's quote as "being another attempt by Trump to further divide this country".
Democrat Presidential Hillary Clinton was with her husband, Bill, at a Clinton Foundation fundraising benefit for Wall Street Fat Cats and could not be immediately reached.
I was interviewed by Matt Buedel of the Peoria Journal Star who said he was able to find me blogging in an upstairs bedroom of my Ranch Style home. Buedel quoted Widmer as saying, "just read my blogs", Buedel also said, 'Widmer appreciates JS reporters, like Buedel, who report the facts and only the facts as they see them"...
More from Lacy, Texas tomorrow where I will be interviewing the Mayor, the Police Chief, the County Sheriff, the states attorney and anyone else who would like to be seen and quoted on TV. In the meantime, keep reading my blogs.