How Politics Really Work - Pretty True But Read As Humor

 

*I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."*

 

   - *He said, "No."*
   - *I told him, "She is Bill Gate's daughter."*
   - *He said, "Yes."*
   - *I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."*
   - *Bill Gates said, "No".*
   - *I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of World Bank."*
   - *Bill Gates said, "Okay".*
   - *I called the president of World Bank and asked him to make my son the
   CEO.*
   - *He said, "No".*
   - *I told him, "My son is Bill Gate's son-in-law."*
   - *He said, "Okay."*
   - *And this is How Politics Works!!!*