Thursday, September 04, 2008

Obama - True, False or In-between?

Humorous but deadly serious questions.

Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2008 4:35 AM
Subject: Fw: Columbo & Obama

Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island? No, I didn't think so. . .

Well, listen, anyway's, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be locked up or not available. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could tell me where these things are . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I will just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?
• Your Occidental College records
• Your Columbia College records
• Your Columbia Thesis paper
• Your Harvard College records
• Your Selective Service Registration
• Your medical records
• Your Illinois State Senate records
• Your Illinois State Senate schedule
• Your Law practice client list
• A Certified Copy of your original Birth
• Your embossed, signed paper Certification of
Live Birth
• Your Harvard Law Review articles that were
• Your University of Chicago scholarly articles
• Your Record of baptism

I can't seem to be able to locate any...........
Oh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. .


uppitywoman08 said...

Please be advised that this work is my intellectual property from this posting on my site.

I also published my work here

I am a writer and I take my property seriously. The original writing on my site is fully protected by copyright laws.

My assumption here is you didn't know this.

You should either remove this post completely or insert the first link in this message at the very top of the post with full credit.

I'll check back with you. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

WOW, uppitywoman sounds like she means business. Merle you should at least be honored that she, or a spy of hers is reading your blog. What you wrote was obviously from an e-mail you received. I don’t see a credit line on it either. Maybe she should go after this person too.!!
In my comment, I say: Thank you for the information, funny as it was intended, it states facts, which you blog site is known for.
As to you uppitywoman: I have been to your site and don’t seem to see a bio or picture. I do see a lot of useless adds which have spyware written all over them. Are you for real? Also, get over it !

uppitywoman08 said...

There are no ads at my site whatsover, so don't mix me up with those sites you tend to visit, Anonymous. And this piece was written by me. I get upwards to 7000 visiters a day. Where I publish, the hits are often a quarter of a million a week. Anonymous, If I walked into your house and stole your plasma TV, you would say I took your property. Well that's what someone did with my work.

Now the author of this blog I am sure got the piece from somebody who got it from somebody. The original person is the dishonest one. Generally, writers get to the bottom of it as we take our work seriously. This is between me and the blog owner so go get your own blog.

Peoria you've got a nice place here, but i need to have you credit my work. I've found this and a few other pieces in dozens of places and have met some great folks who corrected this. I am sure you are one of them. And stop by and see us! We're on the same side!

Anonymous said...

Agreed, we are on the same side.
Not sure if Peoria monitors the comments.
My site is comming soon.

Still no picture or bio?