Friday, April 13, 2018

Senior Innovators - Yes, I Was One - My Innovation Started in 1964 is the Largest of It's Kind In Downstate Illinois

  Subject: Fwd:
> Stunning Senior Moment Love this one.....yea
> Srs.!A very self-important
> college freshman attending a recent football game took it
> upon himselfto explain to a senior
> citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the
> older generationto understand his
> generation. 'You grew up
> in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,
> ' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
> to hear. 'The young people of today are much more
> advanced than people your age. We grew up with television,
> jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the
> internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and
> hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing.
> technologies, ...and, 'pausing to take another drink of
> beer. The senior took
> advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
> ‘You're right, son. We didn't have those things
> when we were young...so we invented them. Now, you arrogant
> little twit, what are YOU doing for the next
> generation?’ The applause was
> resounding… I love senior citizens --

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