#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
> whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.
>
> #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
> gallon at 15% isn’t.
>
> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
> job of spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
> is offended by it.
>
> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
> I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
> and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get
> police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
> invasion.
>
> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
>
> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
> take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
>
> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
> give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat
> Party sees fit.
>
> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
>
>
> …And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
> pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
> because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in
> America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those
> other countries.
>
>
>
>
> The difference between
>
> genius and stupidity
>
> is that
>
> genius has its limits.
>
> -Albert Einstein
>
> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
> job of spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
> is offended by it.
>
> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
> I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
> and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get
> police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
> invasion.
>
> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
>
> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
> take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
>
> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
> give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat
> Party sees fit.
>
> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
>
>
> …And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
> pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
> because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in
> America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those
> other countries.
>
>
>
>
> The difference between
>
> genius and stupidity
>
> is that
>
> genius has its limits.
>
> -Albert Einstein
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