Saturday, February 19, 2011

True and Funny? Hopefully, Neither

Passed to me by a friend. Not funny but most likely true and not only in Detroit.


Who's your baby's Daddy?

These are sooooo funny!!

The following are all replies that Detroit women
have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the
section for listing 'Father's Details', or putting
it another way...Who's your baby's Daddy? These
are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to
check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon
McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was
conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father
of my child as I was being sick out of a window
when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my
little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600
East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I
met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
down the father, can you please send me his phone
number? Thanks...

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole
made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad
as he informs me that to do so would blow his
cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy I am torn between doing right by
you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was
as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If
you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he
did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time..... well, I don't have

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did
a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might
have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of
beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sad if true..not really funny either way