Forwarded to me by a friend. A somewhat accurate summation. Having served nearly 10 years as an Independent Republican on a Democrat dominated County Board, I could add a few more tests. I could throw in some different tests for quite a few Republicans, also.
I would like to see Peoria County and the State of Illinois have stronger leadership from the Conservative Tea Party folks.
Merle
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a
great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he either shops for it or accepts a job that makes it available. A Democrat demands the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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